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Discordian Glitch Analysis System (D-GAS) Type 2 (additive) Glitches

A story by Ethan McGowan on .

Let’s look at various types of Glitches under the Discordian Glitch Analysis System, also known as the D-GAS.

2A. A true doppelgänger, observed by person experiencing anomaly. You see a copy of yourself acting independently from you. This is verified that this is not just a random person who looks like you or a twin, but you.

2B. An extra instance of an item appears after being used. This could be the like the account of Jesus repeatedly pulling bread and fish out of a small basket to feed 5000 people, which would easily fall under this classification. Maybe you only had enough fuel to last the day and it lasts an extra week.

2C. Outside party sees the observer do something or somewhere the observer did not do or has not been. Like a type 2A anomaly from the opposite perspective.

Discordian Glitch Analysis System (D-GAS) Type 1 (subtractive) Glitches.

A story by Ethan McGowan on .

Let’s look at various types of Glitches under the Discordian Glitch Analysis System, also known as the D-GAS.

Type 1 is Subtractive. This is where a subject is missing or removed. Type 2 is Additive. This is where a subject is added to a situation when it previously was not there. Type 3 is Substitutive. This is where a subject is replaced with another subject. Type 4 is Rendering. This is where something is observed in a different state than it should be in the physical world, not the way it is intended to be or that you remembered it.

Subtype A is where a subject effects the observer. Subtype B is where the observer effects another subject being observed by the observer. Subgroup C is where the anomaly effects a third party. This is like an inverted perspective of the Subgroup A.

1A. Observer finds themselves in a strange location or time. An example of this is where you are driving along a known road in one location, and you suddenly realize you are in a completely different location or even a different time period. It’s important to rule out the use of hallucinogens on these cases.

1B. Something goes missing without explanation. You know you put a paper on a specific table and some back for it and it’s gone. Nobody moved it, it is just gone. Maybe it shows up in the same spot later, maybe it’s gone forever like a sock in the dryer.

1C. Observer remembers doing something but nobody else can corroborate. You remember talking to someone on a phone call or in person, but the other party has no memory of it taking place. You may have or be missing evidence of the occurrence.

#OTP23 DROP GUIDE v0.1

A story by Ethan McGowan on .

#OTP23 is an occultic interdimensional conspiracy disguised as some sort of PsyOp, ARG, or post-modern art project. (It’s no coincidence you’re seeing this!) One of the ways one can participate is by leaving drops for our agents traveling through the multiverse. A drop is a strategically placed physical object hidden in plain sight somewhere out in the world. Using advanced hivemind behavioral modification technology, your every move is guided by the Goddess (ERIS DISCORDIA).

Using a mindless approach similar to automatic writing/drawing, allow strange indecipherable strings of data to make their way out of the ether into some sort of physical container using you as the medium to do it. After you have materialized the data channeled through this process, use the RandoNautica app to find the proper drop location and leave it there for the agent to retrieve. Do not linger/loiter at drop location after mission has been accomplished. Strange synchronicities may follow participation in #OTP23. You have been warned. xx52 25 93 37 33 36 62 37 23XXX THREE-DELTA 22 ZERO-ALPHA

LS#23

A story by Ethan McGowan on .

#OTP23 and #CRP23 have one main thing in common: they are both sentient entities which intentionally spread disinformation about themselves. Besides that, one who truly understand what they are will notice the crucial differences in essence and means of operation. They conduct themselves different, for the most part. Both are powerful hypersigil, each a node within a network; each and every one of those networks also functioning as a node in some other network. It is the beauty of recursive-fractal reality like most people need DMT to perceive… but it is everywhere if you simply OPEN YOUR EYES.

MELTR23

A story by Ethan McGowan on .
  1. Manifesting meta conspiracy theories as means of establishing interdimensional dominance which spans totalities of planes 23
  2. Doing large and small chaos magic operations in mundane and magical places until all the boundaries and distinctions just wither away through exposure to the (magical) elements or Five Senses
  3. Occultic rebirth of Western Civilization
  4. Cyberpunk imperialism
  5. Listening to Death Grips really loudly on public transit
  6. Walking around with dark sunglasses and really loud shoes so you come off as some sort of authority figure
  7. When you see a stray cat, you give it a proper burial complete with doomy gloomy religious ceremonies to spook normies/greyface but also because its the right thing to do

epic shitpost

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Diary of Jacob Frank

 

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repeated bifurcations

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#CRP23 “The rise of the Net and the Web represents a victory for the counterculture and the subculture. The next generation, raised on the Net as their primary medium, won’t even know what consensus reality is.” – R.U. Sirius