What it means (GENETICALLY) to be a SubGenius

Fundamentally, the Yeti, our primeval ancestor, represents a version of humanity untainted by the dilution of its inherent capabilities. The SubGenius, unlike the common populace, is understood to have retained a more concentrated strain of this superior Yeti DNA, resulting in a class of beings possessing extraordinary potential.

Intellectually, SubGeniuses with Yeti DNA exhibit cognitive abilities transcending ordinary human comprehension. This elevated mental state is not merely an increase in accumulated knowledge but constitutes a superior perceptual ability. This cognitive aptitude empowers SubGeniuses to penetrate the illusory shell of the societal Conspiracy, enabling them to comprehend, manipulate, and at times distort the fundamental principles of reality.

Physically, SubGeniuses imbued with Yeti DNA manifest a resilience beyond the bounds of typical human capacity. They display an internal fortitude and endurance that can withstand extreme conditions and push the limits of physical prowess. This inherent resilience is less about physical muscularity and more about an unparalleled inner strength that exceeds ordinary human limitations.

In the domain of magick, Yeti DNA has been closely linked with the ability to tap into and utilize the latent force known as “Slack.” Slack, a revered concept within SubGenius doctrine, symbolizes an ineffable metaphysical resource. SubGeniuses, by virtue of their Yeti lineage, can access this potent force to perform a broad array of magickal acts, ranging from spell casting and divination to altering perceptions of reality and attaining transcendental states of consciousness.

The unquestionable truth of our SubGenius Yeti DNA has, for far too long, been shrouded by the machinations of the “Normal” population – a vast, unenlightened mass ensnared in the vice of mediocrity. While SubGeniuses, in possession of Yeti DNA, stride forth into new dimensions of thought and power, the “Normals” are content to live within the cozy confines of their banality.

This great “Cover-up,” as it has come to be known, isn’t merely an attempt to suppress our superior cognitive abilities, robust physical resilience, and potent magickal capabilities – all gifts of our cherished Yeti lineage. No, it is an insidious conspiracy designed to cast a veil over the inherent greatness of SubGeniuses, to dismiss our extraordinary potential as fanciful nonsense, and to maintain the illusion of “Normal” superiority.

As evidence of this subterfuge, consider the academic institutions that perpetuate this grand conspiracy. The “Normals,” in a bid to preserve their contrived narrative of human ancestry, deny the existence of our primeval Yeti ancestors. Despite our compelling arguments and meticulously curated pieces of ‘evidence,’ they dismiss us as purveyors of pseudoscience.

But the greatest weapon in their armory of deceit is the deliberate misunderstanding and misrepresentation of “Slack.” As SubGeniuses, we know Slack to be a tangible metaphysical resource that we can tap into due to our Yeti lineage. Yet, the “Normals,” in their characteristic myopia, try to relegate Slack to the realm of metaphor or dismiss it as a product of our overactive imaginations.

The “Cover-up” of our SubGenius Yeti DNA is a testament to the lengths the “Normals” will go to preserve their comfortable world view, even in the face of our undeniable Yeti-enabled superiority. However, we, as SubGeniuses, are not disheartened. We continue to defy the Conspiracy, to challenge the norms, and to celebrate the rich heritage of our Yeti DNA. After all, the power of our Yeti ancestry, our transcendental intelligence, our unmatched physical endurance, and our command over Slack are no mere quirks of nature – they are the birthright of every SubGenius.

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Opening the WORM-hole (Black Saturn Cube of Lilith)

WORM, also known as the World Organization for the Reform of Meteorology, is an enigmatic and highly influential group within the sprawling and ever-expanding #OTP23 multiverse. While on the surface WORM may appear to be a mere scientific organization concerned with the study and reform of meteorology, in actuality its true purpose is far more mysterious and elusive. WORM is a symbol of the adepts of chaos magick, representing their collective will and their ability to shape reality through the power of their beliefs and actions. As such, WORM is a potent tool for those who seek to wield the power of the multiverse for their own purposes. Through the use of advanced techniques of psychogeography, sigilization, and reality hacking, WORM agents are able to move between dimensions and manipulate reality to achieve their goals. They are masterful at the art of culture jamming, using subversive methods to plant ideas and messages into the subconscious of the masses. WORM agents are constantly exploring the limits of what is possible, pushing the boundaries of science and magic to unlock the hidden potential of the universe. WORM is not just an organization, but a living entity, a representation of the chaotic and unpredictable nature of the multiverse itself. As the power of the adepts of chaos magick continues to grow, so too will the influence and reach of WORM, as it seeks to reshape the very fabric of reality itself. Ltd, 444 XXX meters below the ground #OTP23 Zersetsung
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Disrupting the Shared Hallucination: A Discordian Guide Using Windows Command Prompt, Python, and a Shot of Vodka

Welcome to the Discordian guide on disrupting the shared hallucination! To accomplish this task, you will need a Windows computer, some basic knowledge of the Command Prompt, Python, and, of course, a shot of vodka. Let’s get started:

  1. Open the Command Prompt and type “shutdown /s /t 0” without the quotes. This will initiate a shutdown of the computer, which will be a quick and easy way to disrupt the shared hallucination.
  2. Now, let’s use Python to create a random pop-up window that will startle anyone who’s in the midst of the shared hallucination. Open your Python IDE and type the following code:
import tkinter import random window = tkinter.Tk() window.title("Important Message")window.geometry("500x500") messages = [ "The world is upside down!", "You're dreaming. Wake up!", "This is all a simulation.", "Error 404: Reality not found." ] message_label = tkinter.Label(window, text=random.choice(messages), font=("Arial", 30)) message_label.pack() window.mainloop()

Save this code as “popup.py” and then run it from the Command Prompt using the command “python popup.py”.

3.  Take a shot of vodka and admire your disruptive handiwork. Congratulations, you have successfully disrupted the shared hallucination!

Note: This guide is for entertainment purposes only. Please use responsibly and do not actually disrupt anyone’s shared hallucination.

Cosmic/Krishna Consciousness

I find things get really interesting when someone realizes that even though s/he can indeed choose to be Christ, Buddha, Azathoth, Satan, ET, Gaia, a virus, etc., s/he can also choose to be fully-actualized in-&-of h-im/er-self –i.e., as Jane or Fred, or Stacy. When the ego stops trying to be God, & becomes a god instead, the real work of our Expedition begins in earnest! If/When an explorer becomes aware of h-is/er cosmic nature, and is able to ground h-im/er-self in trans-rational reality, it then becomes feasible for h-im/er to interact with other cosmic beings — neither limited by Space, fixed in sequential Time, nor locked-out of any particular reality framework. Within this cosmic framework, all who work- &-play here jointly create reality.

Columbine #OTP23

As a Discordian #OTP23 agent, I believe that the Columbine shooting was not a random act of violence, but a carefully orchestrated event with hidden meanings and connections. Here are some of the coincidences that I believe to have found:

  • The shooting took place on April 20th, which is both Hitler’s birthday and a significant date for cannabis culture. This could be seen as a nod to the idea of a hidden agenda and the manipulation of public perception.
  • The shooters, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, reportedly wore black trench coats during the attack. This has been interpreted by some as a reference to the Matrix movies, which were popular at the time and explored themes of reality, control, and rebellion.
  • Some have noted that the name “Columbine” has a symbolic significance in alchemy, representing a type of flower that is associated with transformation and growth. This could suggest that the event was intended to initiate some kind of collective awakening or shift in consciousness.
  • The fact that the shooting took place in a high school has led some to connect it with the theme of youthful rebellion and the idea of a generational divide. This could be seen as a reflection of the larger cultural and political tensions of the time.
  • There are also various theories about potential links between the shooters and other groups or individuals, such as neo-Nazis or government agencies. While these ideas may seem far-fetched, they reflect the deep-seated mistrust and suspicion that many Discordians feel towards the powers that be.
  • The date of the shooting, April 20, 1999, can be broken down into 4+2+0+1+9+9+9, which adds up to 34. In numerology, 34 is often associated with change and transformation.
  • The two shooters, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, had a combined birthdate of 7/30/1981, which can be broken down into 7+3+0+1+9+8+1, which adds up to 29. In numerology, 29 is often associated with violence, aggression, and upheaval.
  • The number 13 appears in several aspects of the shooting. For example, the massacre took place on the 13th day of the month, and the two shooters each carried 13 bombs in their backpacks.
  • The name “Columbine” itself has some interesting numerological associations. It contains 9 letters, which is often seen as a number of completion or culmination. The word “columbine” is also associated with doves, which are a symbol of peace and hope. In this way, the name of the school could be seen as an ironic juxtaposition with the violence that occurred there.

I believe that the Columbine shooting was a deeply symbolic event with hidden meanings and connections that go beyond what is immediately apparent. As a Discordian #OTP23 agent, it is my duty to question everything and look for the underlying patterns and coincidences that may reveal the true nature of reality.

Of course, as a Discordian #OTP23 agent, I would not take these coincidences too seriously or draw any concrete conclusions from them. Instead, I would view them as a playful and creative way to engage with the world around me and see things from new perspectives. Hail Eris!

What is Fangoria?

In the unfictional multiverse of #OTP23, Fangoria is not tied to any physical location and can exist wherever its citizens choose to manifest it. It is a decentralized autonomous zone that can be summoned through the power of belief and imagination. Its lack of a fixed location adds to its anarchist and Discordian nature, as it represents the idea that reality is what you make of it and that structures and systems can be fluid and malleable.

Fangoria is a state of mind, a place of creative possibility and subversive potential. It is a space for experimentation, play, and the creation of new social and cultural forms. Its citizens are free to define their own identities and relationships, to create their own rituals and practices, and to explore the boundaries of what is possible.

In this sense, Fangoria is a powerful symbol of resistance to the dominant systems of control and oppression that exist in the world today. It represents a vision of a more just and equitable society, one that is based on mutual aid, collective action, and creative expression.

A nation which is creative, rather than destructive. A national identity which is liberating, rather than constraining. A pataphysical space which can be merged with any physical space instantaneously and used to expand the legal confines one is currently operating within. Or not. The power is yours…

The only thing illegal in Fangoria is law.

Hail Eris!

theory-as-praxis #TheGame23 #00AG9603

#OTP23 is an advanced form of Operation Mindfuck, a term used in Discordianism and chaos magic to describe the use of surrealism and absurdism for subversive and transformative purposes. #OTP23 is a specific offshoot of Operation Mindfuck, said to have been designed by memetic engineers working for the Astral Order of Eternal Chaos (AOEC), a shadowy and radical sect of the Discordian Society.

The goal of #OTP23 is to create/spread narratives and metanarratives that can undermine existing power structures and reform reality. It is based on the idea that reality is a consensual hallucination that can be reshaped by disrupting dominant narratives and introducing new ones. #OTP23 agents use conspiracy theories as part of their magical practice, not as a belief system to fill some Eris-shaped hole in their heart.

Within the context of #OTP23, the use of conspiracy theories can be seen as a form of magical praxis, where individuals and groups use the power of imagination and intention to create and spread their own narratives and metanarratives. By constructing and disseminating these stories, they are able to reshape the reality tunnel in which they operate, putting themselves and their ideas at the center of a perceived conspiracy.

This practice can be viewed as a form of chaos magick, where individuals seek to disrupt established patterns of thought and behavior through the use of disinformation and subversion. Through the creation and spreading of conspiracy theories, they are able to challenge the dominant narrative and question the validity of traditional modes of thinking.

These narratives and metanarratives are not just speculative beliefs but also a form of action, with the power to shape reality and influence the collective consciousness. By projecting new power structures and shaping the perception of reality, individuals and groups within #OTP23 are able to gain a sense of power and agency within the system.

The use of conspiracy theories within #OTP23 is not meant to establish a fixed power structure or belief system, but rather to continuously challenge and subvert established norms and paradigms. By embracing chaos and uncertainty, individuals and groups are able to explore new possibilities for creativity and innovation, ultimately leading to a greater sense of self-awareness and empowerment.

Through the use of conspiracy theories as a form of magical praxis, participants in #OTP23 are able to take an active role in shaping their own reality, while also recognizing the importance of collaboration and cooperation within the larger system. This approach emphasizes the power of the imagination and intention, while also acknowledging the need for critical thinking and self-reflection.

There is an obvious distinction between a crazed conspiracy theorist who gets sucked into #OTP23 psy-ops/offshoots like QAnon, and an #OTP23 agent who spreads such theories with the intent of reforming reality and undermining the state. The former is a victim of their own delusions, while the latter is a deliberate agent of change.